Half Brothers is a comedy that has a nice variety of one liners, so I wanted to compile a list of Half Brother movie quotes for you. It is officially out in theaters today so if you are looking for a movie to make you chuckle, you should check it out. Oh, and be sure to check out my official Half Brothers Movie Review for all my thoughts on the film.

Half Brothers Movie Quotes

  • Why do you guys always think the United States is a symbol of success? – Renato
  • I mean full of fat. Like Super Sized. – Renato
  • I don’t need more friends because I have you – Renato
  • He’s really weird- Renato
  • Yes, but He’s my son – Pamela
  • I know – Renato
  • Soon, He’s going to be your son too – Pamela
  • I feel like he could grow up to be a serial killer – Renato
  • Hey! – Pamela
  • I’m just saying we can never give him a puppy – Renato
  • Try to be less weird – Renato
  • To be honest with you, I don’t really see your husband as my father anymore. – Renato
  • Where are you from? – Asher
  • Mexico – Renato
  • Oh, that’s dangerous. Is that why you fled here? – Asher
  • I didn’t feel here – Renato
  • Man, I didn’t even want the wall – Asher
  • Dad. Is this guy bothering you? – Asher
  • Certain things have to be seen from a different perspective.- Flavio
  • Maybe I’ll come down to Mexico sometime and check out those ziplines you guys keep bragging about – Asher
  • It must be the language barrier – Asher
  • No thanks. I’m not a loser. I’m one of those idea guys – Asher
  • Hey! Stop bragging about Mexico OK? I get it it’s a super cool place – Asher 
  • No wonder you all are fat a**es – Renato 
  • I’m not a fat a** – Asher
  • You will be – Renato 
  • Ignore him. He had a stroke as a kid – Renato
  • What is wrong with you? You’re a nut case – Renato
  • Don’t give up on me man – Asher
  • This doesn’t mean I like you now – Renato
  • Oh, I know – Asher
  • You’re going to be a father? You’re going to be the worst father – Asher 
  • What the hell is that? Why do you have a puppet? – Renato 
  • Maybe you need to learn to shut your mouth and listen to the story – Pawn Broker
  • I like this guy – Asher
  • That means that you aren’t my family, you’re not my brother, you mean nothing to me – Renato 
  • I meant what I said, you’re going to be a terrible father. And you’re a terrible son. – Asher
  • People always make fun of others because they think they’re different – Asher
  • Ok. Ok you’re stronger. You’re stronger. – Asher
  • It smells like grandma – Asher 
  • Why are you sweating so much? – Renato 
  • You got us both completely wasted – Renato 
  • Well then just deport me. Don’t you people love doing that? – Renato 
  • Hey. He’s not a dumb goat- Renato 
  • Maybe our sister is married to Jesus – Asher 
  • At least we saw life through dad’s eyes – Asher
  • I want you to know I never gave up on you – Flavio
  • In truth, I wasn’t the father you deserved – Flavio
  • Fly safe amigo – Asher 
  • We need to get you a suit. I can’t get married without my brothers. – Renato
  • If you were to ask me now if a father and son should be best friends, I would say “Of course they should”. – Renato

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More about Half Brothers

Renato, a successful Mexican aviation executive, is shocked to discover he has an American half brother he never knew about — the free-spirited Asher. The two very different half brothers are forced on a road trip together. masterminded by their ailing father, tracing the path he took as an immigrant from Mexico to America.