The Sleepover Movie Quotes

The Sleepover had us cracking up! While Ken Marino and Maxwell Simkins were scene stealers, they were all funny. They had so much good chemistry and it really showed in the film. Being that is was so funny, I wanted to share the funniest The Sleepover Movie Quotes with you all. Granted, this won’t do these lines any justice because delivery is everything but they are still worth sharing.

The Sleepover Movie Quotes

• “Do me a favor and sleep with your mouth closed” – Ron

• “Ron! Get your prostate checked.” – Lewis’ Mom

• “Ninjas just stole your parents” – Lewis

• “He looks too fat to be a ninja” – Mim

• “Ok, don’t like her” – Agent

• “I knew it, she always takes the free samples at the grocery store” – Kevin

• “My whole life has been a lie” – Kevin

• “Baby you’re tied to a chair with Christmas lights” – Mim

• “Oh, she is the worst” – Agent

• “You know what else you couldn’t find? Your sleeves” – Ron

• “Your mom is getting cooler by the second” – Lewis

• “You need to take off that jacket because I’m falling in love with you” – Mim

• “Here I am looking like a hobo’s butler” – Ron

• “At this point I know you know that it’s Ron” – Ron

• “I just felt bo*b on my back” – Kevin

• “I thought it was coming out of both ends. But it didn’t. It didn’t.” – Ron

• “She’s just trying to trick me into reading. I’m not falling for it.” – Kevin

• “I don’t know who Dewey is, but his system sucks.” – Mim

• “Dude your mom is into some Davinci code stuff “– Lewis

• I don’t want this. I don’t want this adventure – Mim

• “I think she’s our mom. Please don’t hurt me” – Kevin

• “My God. The olden days were tragic – Lewis

• “I thought it was coming out of both ends. But it didn’t. It didn’t.” – Ron

• “You’re going to kill her but we’re cool right?” – Kevin

• “Make it happen Luis” – Luis

• “Walk it off. You’re good” – Lewis

• “This is what mom does when were asleep?” Kevin

• “Is it cool or fiscally irresponsible?” – Ron

• “Tell me you’re happy with strawberry shortcake” – Leo

• “Any excuse to whip out the guns” – Ron

• “Why are your fingers so freakishly strong?” – Leo

• “This is literally the craziest night we are ever going to live. And I didn’t post any of it. Waste.” – Mim

Be sure to check out my official The Sleepover Movie Review for all my thoughts on the film. Plus, you can also get a Behind The Scenes Look At The Sleepover From The Cast.

About The Sleepover

In this family adventure-comedy, Clancy (Sadie Stanley) and her kid brother Kevin (Maxwell Simkins) discover that their seemingly normal stay-at-home mom Margot (Malin Åkerman) is actually a former high-end thief in the witness protection program. When both their mom and dad (Ken Marino) are kidnapped and forced to pull one last job with an ex-flame of Margot’s (Joe Manganiello), the siblings must team up to rescue their parents over the course of one action-packed night that they’ll never forget. THE SLEEPOVER is directed by Trish Sie (Pitch Perfect 3).