We could not wait to watch The Croods: A New Age! Not only did it give you the feels but it was so funny! Naturally, I went ahead and compiled a list of my favorite The Croods: A New Age Movie Quotes.

The Croods: A New Age Movie Quotes
(from left) Thunk Crood (Clark Duke), Sandy Crood (Kailey Crawford) and Gran (Cloris Leachman) in DreamWorks Animation’s The Croods: A New Age, directed by Joel Crawford.

The Croods: A New Age Movie Quotes

  • Today is a good day to die – Gran
  • Never apologize for an effective kill circle – Grug
  • Well that it’s for me…I’m glad it’s you chunky – Gran
  • I don’t fee like eating anymore. Mom, am I sick? – Thunk
  • No buddy, you’re full – Ugga
  • We happy meet you.- Phil
  • In hearts much joy – Hope
  • I can see the clouds but I’m inside. What world is this? – Thunk
  • What’s a room? – Eep
  • What’s a separate? – Thunk
  • Tell me about my room Mr. better dad? – son
  • Time to watch some late night window – Thunk
  • Do I have to like Phil? – Grug
  • If I have to be alone, I’m going to be alone with you – Grug
  • Not now Douglas, the birds are on – Thunk
  • They were so dirty that we washed them and then burned them – Hope
  • In my day we didn’t stare at birds, we fought them – Grug
  • Whoa. Peanut toe – Dawn
  • My parents won’t even let me have scars – Dawn
  • Why don’t you ask Phil, he spends a lot of time in there – Hope
  • Honestly. If no one’s died before breakfast, its a win – mom
  • I have a scar – Dawn
  • You have a scar – Eep
  • I have a scar – Dawn
  • You might feel more comfortable if you remove your fur kelt – Phil
  • I did – Guy
  • Yeah guy, take it down low – Dawn
  • No she’s not like you, this is not her cave. She’s not a cave girl – Guy
  • This is so good Mrs. better mom – Thunk
  • You said cave girl like it’s a bad thing – Eep
  • Privacy promotes individuality. Unofficial motto – Grug
  • This place is home – Guy
  • This is the place my parents wanted me to find. This is tomorrow – Guy
  • Then I guess we have 2 different tomorrows – Eep
  • You ate a banana? – Phil
  • We ate all the bananas – Grug
  • Mrs. Better mom, I’ll just take my dessert at the window – Thunk
  • Did you hit him? – Guy
  • No, I thought about it – Grug
  • Oh Douglas, those flowers did not agree with me – Thunk
  • Travel log. Literally traveling in a log – Guy
  • He’s a boy. He’s…stupid – Eep
  • Dawn, stop talking to the crazy lady – Hope
  • And you know that hair isn’t coming back. it’s escaping – Hope
  • Perhaps the window by which I view the world is flawed – Thunk
  • Don’t worry, it won’t hurt…much – Gran
  • You want to take a break from beating up the forest? – Ugga
  • If something hurts this much, maybe you do care. It’s worth fighting for – Ugga
  • The pack stays together – Ugga
  • She is a beautiful human baby – Hope
  • I think I’m his new pet – Guy
  • Like you messed up my beautiful teenage romance – Guy
  • I recognize those broad shoulders – Guy
  • You can hide from your family but you can’t hide from me – Grug
  • No. Guy is a giant banana – Grug
  • I’m not sure her hair is coming back – Eep
  • Phil, I’m sorry I ate your bananas – Grug
  • Guy there is no one I’d rather my daughter start a tomorrow with than you – Grug
  • Boom! That’s my girl – Grug
  • Hey! Get your heads in the game – Guy
  • I spent my whole life searching for tomorrow but it isn’t a place it’s a person and you are my tomorrow – Guy
  • I think I made him madder – Thunk
  • Get in here son – Grug
  • Grug! No window at the table – Ugga
  • We call it bro-nana bread – Grug
  • Dad was right after all. We were stronger together – Eep

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More about The Croods: A New Age

Searching for a safer habitat, the prehistoric Crood family discovers an idyllic, walled-in paradise that meets all of its needs. Unfortunately, they must also learn to live with the Bettermans — a family that’s a couple of steps above the Croods on the evolutionary ladder. As tensions between the new neighbors start to rise, a new threat soon propels both clans on an epic adventure that forces them to embrace their differences, draw strength from one another, and survive together.