OK. So, Promising Young Woman isn’t what you’d consider a comedy but it has a ton of funny lines in it. So, I decided to create a list of the funniest Promising Young Woman Movie Quotes.

Promising Young Woman Movie Quotes

Funniest Promising Young Woman Movie Quotes

  • Seriously? I just spat in your coffee – Jessie
  • She has to take a few imaginary calls a day – Jessie
  • Are you interested in a friendship where I am secretly pining for you the whole time? – Ryan
  • I can’t stop thinking about you spitting in my coffee – Jessie
  • Was he into it? – Cassie
  • Surprisingly into it. – Ryan
  • Try not being so tall. It’s kinda flashy. – Cassie
  • I just came to pick up my herpes medication. – Cassie
  • You have herpes too? that saves us from an awkward conversation – Ryan
  • I admit the fedora was unforgivable
  • I’m sorry. Are you singing Paris Hilton? – Cassie
  • I haven’t done this in a pharmacy in weeks – Ryan
  • Not really. they wanted me to be a DJ – Ryan
  • I said you were boring and Rich – Cassie
  • I’m going to buy you a bicycle – Ryan
  • You’re mom is hot.- Ryan to Cassie

While you are here, be sure to check out my official Promising Young Woman Movie Review.

About Promising Young Woman

From visionary director, Emerald Fennell (Killing Eve) comes a delicious new take on revenge. Everyone said Cassie (Carey Mulligan) was a promising young woman… until a mysterious event abruptly derailed her future. But nothing in Cassie’s life is what it appears to be: she’s wickedly smart, tantalizingly cunning, and she’s living a secret double life by night. Now, an unexpected encounter is about to give Cassie a chance to right the wrongs of the past in this thrilling and wildly entertaining story.