Kajillionaire is quite an interesting movie so you can imagine that there were some interesting lines in it. That is why I have compiled a list of Kajillionaire Movie Quotes for you. Plus, you can check out my official Kajillionaire movie review for all my thoughts on the movie.
Kajillionaire Movie Quotes
- Well you can’t see it because you’re not of gentle birth – Robert
- Plan A was not to ask for a reward. Plan B was to ask for a reward. – Robert
- When a man gives you wood, anything made out of wood, he’s saying you give me wood. – Theresa
- If you’re lucky, you’ll get crushed and just die right there – Robert
- If we get caught it will be much worse for me because I am Puerto Rican – Melanie
- Isn’t that amazing? Old Dolio learned to forge before she learned to write, well actually that is how she learned to write . – Robert
- Life is nothing. Just let it go without really thinking about it. – Old Dolio
- You want us to be false, fakey people – Theresa
- You’re jonesing. You’re addicted to them – Melanie
- What are you doing? Are you trying to rile me up? – Old Dolio
- Most happiness comes from dumb things – Melanie
- You can’t believe it because you were married to life. I wasn’t hooked on it. so it’s not such a big deal to me – Old Dolio
- I don’t have any regrets. You’re going to have regrets though – Old Dolio
- We didn’t think you were dead but if you were dead we would have regretted not doing enough things to show you – Robert
- So if it’s gone, they are monsters and this whole night was a lie but if it’s all there, it’s all real and you’ll believe that – Melanie
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More about Kajillionaire
Two con artists have spent 26 years training their only daughter to swindle, scam and steal at every turn. During a desperate and hastily conceived heist, they charm a stranger into joining them, only to have their entire world turned upside down.
