Given its cast, I am not surprised by how funny Godmothered is. While Isla Fisher delivered a few funny lines, it was really Jillian Bell who had a lot of funny one liners. However, both of them delivered their funniest lines without even trying too, which somehow made them even funnier. So, I have gone ahead and compiled a list of some of the funniest Godmothered movie quotes for you. Oh, I also added a few inspirational ones at the end as well. Enjoy!

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Funniest Godmothered Movie Quotes

  • Oh blah, blah, blah. We all know how this bit goes. This is not your usual fairy tale. Fairy tales end with happily ever after — and that’s where we begin.” – Agnes
  • All she needed was one assignment…and about 40 to 50 more years training. – Agnes
  • Being a Tooth Fairy didn’t sound bad to me. You only work nights and always got a little change in your pocket.
  • You know you aren’t supposed to sing, we’ve talked about it. – Agnes
  • Everyone knows women don’t drive themselves, that’s what mice are for.  – Eleanor
  • I can find her a blue bird to send her a message once I get to Massachusetts. – Eleanor
  • Who are you? The world’s laziest kidnapper? Why would I tell you where my kid is – Mackenzie
  • Life isn’t always a fairytale. Sometimes people grow or change or get divorced or fall out of love or run off and join a cult or fall in love with a skinny Pilates instructor. – Mackenzie
  • Life isn’t as simple as happily ever after. – Mackenzie
  • Oh my Godmothers! – Eleanor
  • Who eats that much seafood? – Mackenzie
  • Sharks! – Eleanor
  • I figured out why you’re not interested in happily ever after? – Eleanor
  • Because it’s a fairytale construct that teaches people that normal life is not enough? – Mackenzie
  • Because you need a makeover! – Eleanor
  • My house looks like Game Of Thrones. You turned my dog into a piglet and you almost blew up the Bruins. – Mackenzie
  • Mom doesn’t believe in happy…or crafts… or Christmas. – Mia
  • He died? Oh no. no, no no. I thought he just ran off to teach skinny pirates. – Eleanor
  • Mother of fudge, are you okay? – Eleanor
  • Now you see why I might have a problem with fairy tales? – Mackenzie
  • Fine, stay home. After all nine out of ten fairytales begin with ‘Once Upon A Time something amazing happened while she was drinking wine in her sweatpants. – Eleanor
  • A glittery gown turns a frown upside down. – Eleanor
  • I hit the eggnog a little too hard last night.
  • You’re a single mom and you haven’t put a big story out in I don’t know how long so no isn’t really an option for you. – Grant
  • Are you sure a pumpkin carriage is the best way back to The Motherland? – Mackenzie’s Sister
  • Son of a butterscotch, I actually did it. – Eleanor

And here are some inspirational ones as well.

  • We think that love needs to work a certain way. We’re trapped in a fairytale when the real world is full of so much more. Instead of telling people what true love is supposed to look like, maybe we should let them tell us. – Eleanor
  • Love comes in so many forms, why can’t we see that? – Eleanor
  • Forget ever after, just live happily. – Eleanor

Godmothered is streaming exclusively on Disney+ starting December 4th! Be sure to check out my official Godmothered Movie Review for all my thoughts on the film and these 7 Godmothered Fun Facts I learned during the press conference.

About Godmothered

Set at Christmas time, “Godmothered” is a comedy about Eleanor, a young, inexperienced fairy godmother-in-training (Jillian Bell) who upon hearing that her chosen profession is facing extinction, decides to show the world that people still need fairy godmothers. Finding a mislaid letter from a 12-year-old girl in distress, Eleanor tracks her down and discovers that the girl, Mackenzie, is now a 40-year-old single mom (Isla Fisher) working at a news station in Boston. Having lost her husband several years earlier, Mackenzie has all but given up on the idea of “Happily Ever After,” but Eleanor is bound and determined to give Mackenzie a happiness makeover, whether she likes it or not.