Finding ‘Ohana had the kids and me laughing throughout the film! That had a lot to do with the dialogue between the actors and the funny one-liners. I went ahead a compiled a list of my favorite Finding ‘Ohana Movie Quotes for you. Oh, and be sure to check out these Finding ‘Ohana Fun Facts!
Finding ‘Ohana Movie Quotes
- It smells like – Pili
- Old people and disappointment – E
- That’s what get for being a Salty bunghole – Pili
- Forgive me for rubbing my butt on your pillow and giving you pink eye – E
- You know what’s stupid, your face – Pili
- You guys look taller in the picture, more skinny too- grandpa
- No pepper, no salt, no flavor. Who is this for? we ain’t white – Pili
- It’s short for equal pay, am I right? – E
- Casper you can’t sneak up on a New Yorker, people die by doing that – Pili
- You speak Spanish don’t you? – Casper
- I got tired of explaining to people that I was Puerto Rican so I just learned it – Pili
- Hand it over Mongoose – Kimo
- Of course it’s real girl, look at it – Kimo
- Papa’s going to teach you, if you don’t drown first – Kimo
- You are hardly there for us and we live with you – E
- I know, Jessica Riley just told she was going to make out with me – E
- Don’t tell me now to cry when I’m trying not to, it doesn’t help – Pili
- Also, why is your hair color the same as your nips? – E
- Trust me, adults are dumb and I’m adorable – Pili
- I wasn’t that bad. Come on barfy, let’s go – Pili
- She’s in the bathroom making a poop – E
- Oh. She’ll be a while. That girl needs more fiber in her diet – Leilani
- Every man for himself! …I come in peace- Pili
- Come on barfy – Pili
- That was one time- Casper
- That smells like – Casper
- The butthole to Hell – Pili
- Keanu is a Hawaiian treasure- Hana
- I just want to grab my sister who thinks she’s Indiana Jones – E
- Chill your ginormous nips – Pili
- What are the odds it’s metaphorical? – Hana
- Get your butt out of my face – E
- Your face is in my butt – Casper
- Get your face out of his butt E – Pili
- But the wolf spider is endangered – Casper
- I’m endangered- E
- Do you think that was the last time she shaved her legs? Pili
- Is the floor literally lava? – E
- I do have a lot of muscle now that I think about it – E
- Don’t tell me what I can and cannot do, you almost fell – Hana
- Just shut up and pee – E
- They are better to each other than we are – Pili
- I got it – Pili
- You’re not acting like you got it – E
- Just so you know, if you let go, I’m not responsible for your death – E
- It’s OK, we can still be friends – Casper
- I have a confession, I’m not as strong as I look – E
- Cheese on Rice – Casper
- I’m doing that thing where I go from being worried to being mad, call me… – Leilani
- They’re dead and dead people own nothing – E
- You should never disturb a place that does not want to be disturbed – Kimo
- Listen cave, I ain’t got no beef with you but I’ve got to do this for my papa – Pili
- You got me so scared you butthead – Pili
- Dad was so handsome…that’s where I got it from – E
Finding ‘Ohana is now streaming on Netflix!
More about Finding ‘Ohana
A summer in rural Oahu takes an exciting turn for two Brooklyn-raised siblings when a journal pointing to long-lost treasure sets them on an epic adventure with new friends and leads them to reconnect with their Hawaiian heritage.
