My family and I enjoyed watching Dolittle, it was so funny! I probably enjoyed it more because it has a ton of one liners (some of which I use in my daily life). Because this movie had so many of them, that I loved, I wanted to create a list of Dolittle Quotes for you to enjoy.

Dolittle Quotes

Fear not, in an effort to not spoil any part of the movie for you, I didn’t include who said that particular quote.

Inspiring and Funny Dolittle Quotes


  • “I am not a prisoner of fear”
  • “It’s OK to be scared”
  • “One must hug uncertainty, embrace the unknown and everything will be real revealed”
  • “Teamwork makes the dream work”
  • “It’s only by helping others that we can truly help ourselves.”

Funny One Liners

  • “Possum. Play dead.”
  • “I am too beautiful to die”
  • “Look at that, it Just rolls off my back.”
  • “Kick back and enjoy the ride.” … “I am the ride.”
  • “I blame the hat.”
  • “Snitches get stitches man.”
  • “Do you understand the words coming out of my bill?”
  • “Jump murderer. You got this.”
  • “It’s time for me to slip into something less comfortable.”
  • “Quit complaining you oversized flamingo!”
  • “Ow!, my Barry berries!”
  • “My father was right about me, I should have been an omelet.”
  • “Step away from the light.”
  • “I’ll wait for whoever survives outside.”
  • “The killing has ended, let there be life.”
  • “We have far less important places to be.”

These Dolittle Quotes are funny but when seen in their proper context, you will enjoy them even more. Seriously, Dolittle is a movie the entire family will enjoy. For more about what I thought about the film, check out my official Dolittle Movie Review.

Dolittle is officially in theaters January 17th!

Dr. John Dolittle lives in solitude behind the high walls of his lush manor in 19th-century England. His only companionship comes from an array of exotic animals that he speaks to on a daily basis. But when young Queen Victoria becomes gravely ill, the eccentric doctor and his furry friends embark on an epic adventure to a mythical island to find the cure.