Although I am not a fan of some of the language used My Spy (since I feel like it is geared for families) there were definitely quite a few funny parts. That being said, I wanted to compile a list of the funniest My Spy Quotes for you (and me) to enjoy! You can also take a look and see what my thoughts on the film were by checking out my official My Spy Movie Review.

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Funniest My Spy Quotes

  • I am just a guy standing in front of another guy asking him not to shoot him – JJ
  • I have read every page of your case file, it is a page turner. Like 50 shades of amazing – Bobbi
  • “The goal was to find out what they knew so we could take the rest of the operation down. That’s kind of difficult now seeing as you killed all of them.” – David Kim
  • I’ve got plenty of emotional intelligence – JJ
  • Oh that poor lady. Does anyone know if she’s OK? – Bobbi
  • No. That’s blood – Bobbi
  • We have zero relationship – JJ
  • No choice is a choice – Carlos
  • Wow! Still recording – Sophie
  • I think I broke something…deep inside – JJ
  • How did you do that? He has muscles the size of hams – Carlos
  • I’m just going to go home and gather my thoughts – JJ
  • JJ I believe you that you’ve never taken steroids – Sophie
  • You are tiny and weak and I am the opposite – JJ
  • That’s some cold blooded Sh*t – Bobbi
  • Jingle all the way…to h*ll – JJ
  • It looks like a hotdog taking a cr*p on a cat – JJ
  • I do, believe me…my b*lls still hurt – JJ
  • Stop. Are you having a stroke? – Sophie
  • You are very insensitive – JJ
  • Well that’s not how I intended it to go – Bobbi
  • Todd was raised by a single mother. This situation concerns him – Carlos
  • 10 minutes? I’m not God! – Carlos
  • Looks like you are advertising brawny paper towels. What are you, the quicker picker upper? – Carlos
  • He got queer eyed by Todd and Carlos – Sophie
  • This looks like the wedding at the end of Shrek – Bobbi
  • But if you are with Bobbi you are taking down all 12 by yourself and she’s cheering you on from the van – Sophie
  • It’s not a fish, so it won’t die on you. You can keep it forever – Sophie
  • I prefer not to put holes in a pretty thing like you – Carlos
  • I will shoot you right in your beautifully botoxed face – Bobbi

My Spy comes to Amazon Prime Video June 26th!

Nine-year-old Sophie catches JJ, a hardened CIA operative, spying on her family during a routine surveillance operation. In exchange for not blowing his cover, JJ begrudgingly agrees to show the precocious girl how to become a spy. What at first seems like an easy task soon turns into a battle of wits as Sophie proves you don’t need much experience to outsmart a seasoned agent.