Freaky is quite suspenseful but it is also very funny! So, I’ve gone ahead and compiled a list of the funniest Freaky movie quotes. You’ll notice that most of the funny lines come from Josh (who I loved) and Millie (in Barney’s body). Be sure to check out all my thought on the film by reading my official Freaky Movie Review.
Funniest Freaky Movie Quotes
- Don’t under estimate a strange white mans’ propensity for violence – Girl
- The night is still ending in tragedy – Charlie
- I love your black weiner Mr. Daniels – Josh
- Your mom’s super power is guilt – Josh
- I’m not landing that plane or any plane – Millie
- See, even the word police agrees – josh
- I think I saw that at Discount Bonanza..I had to pee – Ryler
- Oh my God it’s a slaughter house – Josh
- Love you poodle – Josh
- Please don’t be the butcher, please don’t be the butcher, please don’t be the butcher – Millie
- Oh my God why do I sound like that? – Millie as Barney
- Does she look cute? – Josh
- You can totally tell me, I’m like the most trustworthy person – Ryler
- It smells like hotdog water – Millie as Barney
- I’m a giant. I’m a giant -Millie as Barney
- I’ve seen SVU, I know the signs – mean girl – Ryler
- Maybe we let her be weird for a day – Josh
- You’re black, I’m gay, we are so dead – Josh
- Everyone’s tired. We’ve done lots of hitting. It’s time to talk – Millie as Barney
- Standing and peeing is kind of rad – Millie as Barney
- You’ve got to see this it’s like a floppy any eater – Millie as Barney
- Do I wipe? – Millie as Barney
- I’m dyslexic. I have a doctor’s note – Josh
- Oh my God did you just pee yourself? That’s disgusting – Millie as Barney
- What kind of a name is that. Stupid name – Mr. Fletcher
- Whoa. What am I wearing? – Millie as Barney
- Why can’t I just have a normal life? – Josh
- Who knew Millie Kessler could be such a crafty beaver – Football player
- He’s even gorgeous when he’s unconscious – Millie as Barney
- Definitely going to die this time – Josh
- Great. Leave me alone with murder Barbie – Josh
- I’ve never been so stress and excited in my entire life – Millie as Barney
- Joshua you are many things but straight isn’t one of them – Josh’s mom
- How weird is it that I kind of feel like kissing you right now? – Booker
- Technically you’d be killing a mass murdered with yellow teeth – Millie as Barney
- You’re still MIllie to me – Booker
- Stop, I’m trying to stab myself – Millie as Barney
- Time to land that plane girl – Josh
…and here’s an inspirational quote for you
- Strength doesn’t come in size…you are a lot stronger than you think – Booker
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About Freaky
Seventeen-year-old Millie Kessler (Kathryn Newton) is just trying to survive the bloodthirsty halls of Blissfield High and the cruelty of the popular crowd. But when she becomes the newest target of The Butcher (Vince Vaughn), her town’s infamous serial killer, her senior year becomes the least of her worries.
When The Butcher’s mystical ancient dagger causes him and Millie to wake up in each other’s bodies, Millie learns that she has just 24 hours to get her body back before the switch becomes permanent and she’s trapped in the form of a middle-aged maniac forever. The only problem is she now looks like a towering psychopath who’s the target of a city-wide manhunt while The Butcher looks like her and has brought his appetite for carnage to Homecoming.
With some help from her friends—ultra-woke Nyla (Celeste O’Connor), ultra-fabulous Joshua (Misha Osherovich) and her crush Booker (Uriah Shelton)—Millie races against the clock to reverse the curse while The Butcher discovers that having a female teen body is the perfect cover for a little Homecoming killing spree.
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