My family and I really enjoyed The War With Grandpa! Of course, I wanted to share a list of my favorite movie quotes with you, so I have compiled a list below. If you haven’t already seen the film, you should. You can also check out my official The War With Grandpa Movie Review for all my thoughts on the film.

The War With Grandpa Movie Quotes

  • No I didn’t lose it, I forgot to renew it – Ed
  • We’re a family. Sometimes we make sacrifices for each other – Sally
  • You want him to attack his grandfather? – Emma
  • Daddy can use the chainsaw anytime he wants, he just chooses to wait until Mommy says its OK – Arthur
  • Come on. You don’t start a war with a note – Billy
  • Those yoga pants will be the death of me – Danny
  • You don’t go to war with family – Ed
  • It’s not like video games, even if you win everyone gets hurt – Ed
  • Your grandpa had diarrhea? Steve
  • Don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing – Ed
  • I think your grandpa might be a ninja – Billy
  • I thought you stopped being an idiot – Sally
  • Sweet necklace grandpa – Peter
  • Besides, it took me 5 minutes to get into this chair and I am not getting out – Ed
  • War is no game…war hurts – Ed
  • Did they even have dodgeball in the 1800’s?
  • Hope you brought your polygrip old man – Billy
  • The age appropriate team won – Employee
  • You have not died in vein – Ed
  • I’ve got one finger that works – Ed
  • You miss a 100% of the shots you don’t take – Ed
  • Don’t make this harder than it has to be kid – Jerry
  • I feel so awful. I just want to curl up in a ball and die – Pete
  • You know I can use the chainsaw anytime I want – Arthur

The War With Grandpa is now in theaters and it is worth the watch.

The War With Grandpa is available now in theaters nationwide! You can find a list of theaters showing this movie at www.WarWithGrandpa.com

More about the film…

Sixth-grader Peter (Oakes Fegley) is pretty much your average kid-he likes gaming, hanging with his friends and his beloved pair of Air Jordans. But when his recently widowed grandfather Ed (Robert De Niro) moves in with Peter’s family, the boy is forced to give up his most prized possession of all, his bedroom. Unwilling to let such an injustice stand, Peter devises a series of increasingly elaborate pranks to drive out the interloper, but Grandpa Ed won’t go without a fight. Soon, the friendly combatants are engaged in an all-out war with side-splitting consequences. Based on the award-winning book by Robert Kimmel Smith, THE WAR WITH GRANDPA also stars Christopher Walken, Uma Thurman, Rob Riggle, Cheech Marin, Laura Marano and Jane Seymour.

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