Over 150 of the Best Mothers Day Jokes For Kids & Adults

Ah, Mother’s Day, the annual celebration where we take a moment to honor the superheroes who not only gave us life but also managed to keep us alive through our most chaotic moments. It’s a day filled with sentimental cards, heartfelt gifts, and an abundance of love. But let’s not forget the power of laughter in celebrating the incredible women we call Mom! So, in honor of all the moms out there who have perfected the art of eye-rolling and making us laugh until we cry, here’s a collection of over 150 of the best Mother’s Day jokes to sprinkle some joy into this special day.

Collection of the Best Mother’s Day Jokes

1. Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom on Mother’s Day? Because she left the phone off the hook.
2. Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
3. Why did the cookie go to a therapist? Because it was feeling crumbly.
4. Why was the Mother’s Day cake so hard? It was a marble cake.
5. What’s momma bear’s favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
6. What did the hermit crabs do on Mother’s Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
7. Why is a computer so smart? It listens to its motherboard.
8. How did the alien boy write her Mother’s Day poem? In uni-verses.
9. Why did the sea captain’s mommy go out on Mother’s Day? To shop the sails.
10. What did the mom dog say after a long day with the kids? Boy, that was ruff.
11. What did the waiter say to the mommy dog when he served Mother’s Day dinner? Bone-appetit!
12. What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day? Calm-omile tea.
13. What did mommy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.
14. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s Popcorn?
15. What should you make mom for dinner on Mother’s Day? Anything you want – she’s just happy that she doesn’t have to make it!
16. What did the mother rope say to her child? “Don’t be knotty.”
17. How do you put a baby spaceship to sleep? You rocket.
18. What did the kittens give their mom for Mother’s Day? A subscription to Good Mousekeeping.
19. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long!
20. What kind of candy do moms love for Mother’s Day? Her-she’s Kisses.
21. What was the mommy cat wearing to breakfast on Mother’s Day? She was still in her paw-jamas.
22. What kind of flowers do yellow jacket mothers like for Mother’s Day? Bee-gonias.
23. What did the momma say to the foal? It’s pasture bedtime
24. What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!
25. What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like? Mars bars.
26. What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves? I’m not a-moosed right now.
27. What did the digital clock say to its mom? “Look, Ma! No hands!”
28. What warm drink helps mom relax on Mother’s Day? Calm-omile tea.
29. Why did the mommy horse want to race on a rainy Mother’s Day? She was a mudder.
30. Why did the bean children give their mom a sweater? She was chili.
31. Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales? Because Mothers are priceless.
32. What do you call a petite mother? Minimum.
33. What dessert did the mommy cat get after her Mother’s Day dinner? Chocolate Mouse
34. What kind of flowers are best for Mother’s Day? Mums.
35. What did the mother alpaca say to her hungry baby on their way to grab a bite? Don’t worry, dear, alpaca snack.
36. What did the tree tell her son before a big game? I’m rooting for you.
37. What did the Egyptian kid say when it got lost? I want my mummy.
38. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
39. What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
40. Why did the mommy cat want to go bowling on Mother’s Day? She was an alley cat.
41. What did the panda give his mommy? A bear hug.
42. What’s the best way to describe a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated.
43. What do you call a mom who can’t draw? Tracey!
44. Why was the house so neat on Mother’s Day? Because Mom spent all day Saturday cleaning it…
45. Why did the mom sit in the sun? Because she wanted her kids to be sunny side up!
46. What was Cleopatra’s favorite day of the year? Mummy’s Day.
47. Why was the grape late for Mother’s day brunch? She got caught in a jam on the way.
48. Why was mom so happy to go to IHOP for pancakes on Mother’s Day? She knew she wouldn’t have to do any dishes.
49. What did the girl give her mom on Mother’s Day to make her feel pampered? A box of diapers (Pampers).
50. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
51. Why did the boy put the Mother’s Day cupcakes in the freezer? His sister told him to ice them.
52. Why do sons love Mother’s Day so much? Because it’s always on son day (Sunday).
53. Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother’s Day? Her family wanted her to feel like a queen!
54. What did mommy pig put on her Mother’s Day pancakes? Hog cabin syrup.
55. What color flowers do mama cats like to get on Mother’s Day? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
56. Why do moms hope it doesn’t rain on Mother’s Day? Because their kids can’t play outside!
57. What kind of coffee was the alien mommy drinking on Mother’s Day? Starbucks
58. What makes more noise than a child jumping on mommy’s bed on Mother’s Day morning? Two children jumping on mommy’s bed!
59. Why did they have to rush the mommy rattlesnake to the doctor on Mother’s Day? She bit her tongue!
60. How did the Panda open her Mother’s Day card? With her bear hands.
61. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
62. How did the panda open her Mother’s Day card? With her bear hands.
63. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
64. How do you keep little cows quiet, so their mommy can sleep late? Use the moooooote button.
65. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
66. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
67. What did the big flower say to the little flower? “Hey, bud!”
68. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
69. Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish!
70. Why did the Mother’s Day gift arrive the day after Mother’s Day? It was chocoLATE.
71. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!
72. Why did you chop the joke book in half? Mom said to cut the comedy.
73. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
74. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
75. What did the stamp say to the envelope? “Stick with me, and we’ll go places!”
76. Why did the tomato turn into a prune? Because it couldn’t ketchup with the times!
77. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
78. Why is Mother’s Day before Father’s Day? So the kids can spend all their Christmas money on Mom.
79. What’s black and white and goes round and round? A penguin in the washing machine.
80. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
81. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
82. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
83. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
84. Where do baby Transformers come from? Opti-Mom Prime.
85. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
86. Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? Their kids have to play inside!
87. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
88. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
89. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
90. Why was the belt arrested? For holding up a pair of pants!
91. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
92. What do you call a shoe made out of a banana? A slipper!
93. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
94. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
95. What’s the difference between Superman and Mothers? Superman’s just a superhero now and then. Moms are superheroes all the time.
96. Why did the mother cross the road? To get some peace and quiet!
97. Why did the dentist’s kids give her so many presents on Mother’s Day? They love toothee her smile.
98. What did the banana’s mommy get on Mother’s Day? Slippers.
99. What do magnets and children have in common? They both get stuck to things they’re not supposed to

Jokes Mom will totally relate too!

1. I don’t want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
2. Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone’s messes.
3. If being a mom was easy, dads would do it.
4. Finally my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls.
5. What do moms want for Mother’s Day? A nap.
6. Motherhood taught me just how far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.
7. I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn’t work if the baby is yours.
8. Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is suspicious.
9. My nickname is Mom. But my full name is “Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.
10. At my age I’m no longer a snack; I’m a Happy Meal. I come with toys and kids.
11. When your mom’s voice is so loud, even your neighbors brush their teeth and get dressed.
12. You know you’re a mom when you understand why Mama Bear’s porridge was too cold.
13. Whoever wrote the song “Easy Like Sunday Morning” did not have kids.
14. Kids make a lot of plans for people who can’t drive anywhere.
15. Motherhood is a constant battle between going to bed to catch up on some sleep or staying awake to finally get some alone time.
16. How many moms does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, obviously, and she has to do it or else it won’t get done.
17. Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.
18. A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most adults do in an entire day.
19. What kind of boat is barely staying afloat, yet somehow manages to function? The mother ship.
20. Motherhood: Because going to the bathroom in private is over-rated.
21. Moms don’t wish they could sleep like a baby. They wish they could sleep like a dad.
22. What three words solve Dad’s every problem? Ask your mother.
23. Being a mom is constantly cleaning up after a party you didn’t attend.
24. It’s sad when you sit around waiting for mom to make dinner and then you realize you are the mom.
25. Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
26. Never doubt a mother! She can carry a screaming toddler, two gallons of milk, talk on her cell phone, and still slap the snot out of you for looking at her crazy.
27. I just stitched a honey bee to my cardigan. Now it’s my Cardi Bee.
28. What’s the fastest way for a mom to get her kids’ attention? Sit down and look relaxed.
29. Why do Mothers have to have two visits to the optometrist? Because they also have eyes in the back of their head.
30. When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
31. I want to be a Pinterest mom, but I’m more of an Amazon Prime mom.
32. Motherhood: When changing from plaid flannel PJs into black yoga pants qualifies as “getting dressed.”
33. There’s no hood like motherhood.
34. Showering as a mom should be an Olympic sport: Everyone’s yelling your name, you have to beat the clock, and you rarely win a medal.
35. Ever heard of a job that requires no experience, gives no training, pays nothing and you can’t quit? That’s motherhood. Oh, and people’s lives are on the line.
36. Mothers of teens understand why some animals eat their young.
37. There’s nothing quite like being told I’m wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
38. Nothing is lost until mom can’t find it.
39. You know you’re a mom when you have a sticky purse — with no logical explanation.
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41. I’m going to donate these bags of clothes to Goodwill. But first, I’m going to drive around with them in my trunk for four months.
42. What are the three quickest ways to spread a rumor? The internet, telephone, and telling your mom.
43. Licked a dark smear off my finger, and then thought, “Phew it’s chocolate.”
44. A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do in a day.
45. My kids asked me what it was like to be a mom. So, I woke them up at 3 a.m. demanding to know where my lucky sock was.
46. Motherhood: Where a solo trip to the bathroom no longer exists.

Knock, Knock Jokes

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Llama. Llama who? Llama Llama, I love my mama!
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time to say Happy Mother’s Day!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alec to give mommy Mother’s Day kisses
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who?
   Ivana give you a kiss for Mother’s Day!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omelet? Omelet who? Omelet Mommy sleep in today.
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like breakfast in bed, Mommy?
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys Mother’s Day!
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Al. Al who? Al give you a hug for Mother’s Day!
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yo mama. Yo mama who? Yo mama who knows you didn’t throw out the garbage like I asked you to.
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon brownies for Mother’s Day.
11. nock, knock. Who’s there? Abby. Abby who? Abby Mother’s Day!

And there you have it—a hearty serving of laughter to accompany the love and appreciation we shower upon our wonderful moms. Happy Mother’s Day to all the incredible women who make the world a brighter, funnier, and infinitely more loving place!