Disney’s Jungle Cruise is filled with some great lines! So. here is a list of some of my favorite Jungle Cruise Movie Quotes.
Disney’s Jungle Cruise Movie Quotes
- “I have come here today to request access to your exclusive archives including an ancient Arrowhead recently recovered from the lost expedition of Dr. Albert Falls.” – MacGregor Houghton
- “I have been turned down by some of the best clubs in Europe” – MacGregor Houghton
- “Breaking and entering, grand larceny, and worst of all – forced to take public transport.” – MacGregor Houghton
- “First of all, let me congratulate you on your choice of skipper. Of all the jungle cruises you could take in the Amazon, this one is undoubtedly the cheapest. BUT also the most thrilling.” – Frank Wolff
- “He looks 10 but he’s really 47” – Frank Wolff
- “What fresh Hell is This?” – MacGregor Houghton
- “Hurry or I’ll leave without you” – Lily Houghton
- “That option is becoming increasingly desirable” – MacGregor Houghton
- “If you look to the left of the boat, you’ll see some very playful toucans. they’re playing their favorite game of beak-wrestling. The only drawback is only two can play.” – Frank Wolff
- “The rocks you see here in the river are sandstone, but some people just take them for granite. It’s one of my boulder attractions.” – Frank Wolff
- “Before this I used to work in an orange juice factory. But I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.” – Frank Wolff
- “You know they say the boa constrictor right there is capable of eating up to 500 pounds per sitting. Personally, I find that very hard to swallow.” – Frank Wolff
- “Hands in the boat. Know this about the jungle. Everything wants to kill you, and can.” – Frank Wolff
- “This is the highlight of the tour. It’s my favorite part of the jungle. Ladies and Gentleman get ready for the eighth Wonder of the World. The backside of water!” – Frank Wolff
- “I get paid by the number of people I take out, not by the number of people I bring back.” – Frank Wolff
- “That means get off my boat. I’m only serious.” – Frank Wolff
- “I have an idea. Please go away.” – Frank Wolff
- “I’m not here for a vacation.” – Lily Houghton
- “Dead’s a lot harder, lady.” – Frank Wolff
- “Warm, liquid fear.” – MacGregor Houghton
- “I think a little bit more fear just came out.” – MacGregor Houghton
- “Dinner without a dinner jacket is hardly dinner.” – MacGregor Houghton
- “The price just went up.” – Frank Wolff
- “Nobody touches my engine but me.” – Frank Wolff
- “Who brings a submarine to the Amazon?”
- “If you believe in legends, you should believe in curses too.” – Frank Wolff
- “I had a girlfriend once. She was cross-eyed. It didn’t work out. We could never see eye to eye.” – Frank Wolff
- “I’m also quite sure she was seeing somebody on the side.” – Frank Wolff
- “You are deeply unpleasant.” – Lily Houghton
- “You’re the worst cat I’ve ever had.” – Frank Wolff
- “My interests happily lie elsewhere.” – MacGregor Houghton
- “I would’ve been ostracized from society if it were not for Lily. She stood beside me. And for that, I would follow her into a volcano.” – MacGregor Houghton
- “We’re headed into headhunter territory. Which is a terrible place to be headed.” – Frank Wolff
- “Remember, it’s only a scam if you fall for it.” – Frank Wolff
- “I can’t turn it off.” – Frank Wolff
- It’s made out of fermented spit, you are drinking spit.
- “I wouldn’t trust you as far as I can throw you, which clearly isn’t very far because you are HUGE.” – Lily Houghton
- Everything you see that is new in this world, I’ve seen hundreds of thousands of times. – Frank Wolff
Now that you’ve made it through the quotes, you should check out these Jungle Cruise Fun Facts.
About Jungle Cruise
Join fan favorites Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt for the adventure of a lifetime on Disney’s “Jungle Cruise,” a rollicking thrill-ride down the Amazon with wisecracking skipper Frank Wolff and intrepid researcher Dr. Lily Houghton. Lily travels from London, England to the Amazon jungle and enlists Frank’s questionable services to guide her downriver on La Quila – his ramshackle-but-charming boat. Lily is determined to uncover an ancient tree with unparalleled healing abilities – possessing the power to change the future of medicine. Thrust on this epic quest together, the unlikely duo encounters innumerable dangers and supernatural forces, all lurking in the deceptive beauty of the lush rainforest. But as the secrets of the lost tree unfold, the stakes reach even higher for Lily and Frank, and their fate – and mankind’s – hangs in the balance.
Jaume Collet-Serra directs the film, which stars Dwayne Johnson, Emily Blunt, Edgar Ramírez, and Jack Whitehall, with Jesse Plemons, and Paul Giamatti. John Davis, John Fox, Dwayne Johnson, Hiram Garcia, Dany Garcia and Beau Flynn are the producers, with Scott Sheldon and Doug Merrifield serving as executive producers. The story is by John Norville & Josh Goldstein and Glenn Ficarra & John Requa, and the screenplay is by Michael Green and Glenn Ficarra & John Requa.