Have you all watched King of Staten Island yet? If so, you know there are some really funny one liners. That being the case, It thought I’d compile a list of King of Staten Island Movie Quotes for you to enjoy. If you scroll down you will see that there are quite a few of them but that goes to show you just how interesting this movie is. If you haven’t watched it yet, what are you waiting for? Be sure you check out my official The King of Staten Island Movie Review if you want to know what I thought about the movie.

King of Staten Island Movie Quotes

  • He was a fireman, so he died in a fire – Scott
  • He doesn’t care. We talk about his dead dad all the time – Oscar
  • Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Not your dad – Oscar
  • It wouldn’t be special if everyone knew about it – Scott
  • I know you think I’m great. I’m awesome. I feel bad that you don’t think you’re great – Kelsey
  • It was a nice thing to say, I didn’t know I’d get me too’s for it – Scott
  • I haven’t been high in a while but I still do it, I like that lifestyle – Oscar
  • Oh yeah, that’s a catfish – Scott
  • He can’t even get on roller coasters – random guy
  • You got a gift receipt for this? – Scott
  • You don’t get to act all crazy your entire life because Dad died – Claire
  • I was going to die anyways, whether you stay or go – Scott
  • Look fat Kanye, shut your damn mouth – Guard
  • You’re talking about us, right in front of us – Kelsey
  • There’s no reason we can’t be cool like Brooklyn – Kelsey
  • Obama ain’t right. You got Obama wrong. Ain’t nothing worse than that – Richie
  • No stranger danger here. I’m not going to touch you – Oscar
  • I like this kid, I need him in my life. He has structure – Oscar
  • Holds up in court – Oscar
  • Run kid. Run little man, Run – Richie
  • I regret my friendship with you guys – Igor
  • I think I’m just stupid – Scott
  • He did the 2nd worse thing you can do to a kid in the woods – Margie
  • I don’t remember that episode on Sesame Street – Older guy
  • I don’t think that’s the worse he is doing though – Margie
  • We about to do the cotton eyes Joe? – Scott
  • I’m really sorry for branding your kid – Scott
  • It’s hard to have kids when you’re dead in space – Scott
  • Tell that to my dad. Oh you can’t, because he’s dead – Scott
  • You’re going to make me babysit your kids? I’m on drugs – Scott
  • Oh I trained her in the car. She’s not going to break – Scott
  • You look a little like Antonio Banderas, if I squint my eyes a bit – Kelsey
  • Bro, did you scare off another customer? What’s wrong with you? – Waitress
  • You look like an anorexic panda – Kelsey
  • We can’t all be Jay Z – Scott
  • You use me as a human sketchbook – Igor
  • So, do you want to help me kill baby Hitler? – Scott
  • Stop acting like you – Claire
  • Sometimes Mommy’s need to drink when the kids are away – Gina
  • You better lookout for Sprinkles because I’m looking out for you – Oscar
  • Why do I got to clean this thing anyways? It’s just going to get fire on it – Scott
  • If you didn’t know him you’d think he was a crack baby – Papa
  • They should have his face on a nickel in Bolivia – Ray
  • You don’t have to get all Oprah – Papa
  • Isn’t everyone drunk when they get their first tattoo? – Ray
  • Tell my sister I know she’s my mother – Stabbing victim
  • You’re so smooth. You’re like a sea otter – Scott
  • When we go out in public, people look at me like I’m kidnapped – Scott

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Scott has been a case of arrested development ever since his firefighter father died when he was seven. He’s now reached his mid-20s having achieved little, chasing a dream of becoming a tattoo artist that seems far out of reach. As his ambitious younger sister heads off to college, Scott is still living with his exhausted ER nurse mother and spends his days smoking weed, hanging with the guys. But when his mother starts dating a loudmouth firefighter named Ray, it sets off a chain of events that will force Scott to grapple with his grief and take his first tentative steps toward moving forward in life.